Maps

Maps have fascinated me for most of my life. Old maps, new maps, paper maps, ring bound or fold-flat books, modern online digital maps, maps on CD, satellite navigation maps. Maps in general.

For the majority of my life consumer satellite navigation systems didn’t exist so we bought and planned trips & holidays using paper maps – maps of the major road networks down to town street maps. Back then I could memorise a route from home to any destination and had a decent sense of direction in case of a need to recalculate due to roadworks or unforeseen circumstances.

I bet I could still do it despite my age. Maybe. No, it’s not me challenging myself so don’t you try!

Speaking of old things, one of the most useful sources of historic data for the United Kingdom is the National Library of Scotland’s ‘Map images’ site at https://maps.nls.uk. 13 browsable categories are enough to please anyone like me. But that’s just the beginning.

Walking Pumpkin dog yesterday we came across an anomaly at the side of the road, a dropped kerb led directly nowhere. Well ok, into an unbroken well-established wall against a small earth bank.

6 maps in I found it on an Ordnance Survey1 map surveyed in 1928 – a ‘reservoir valve house’, whatever one of those is. It existed before the 1890 survey and was removed a decade or two before the end of the 20th century (I used to cycle up there, and have seen a lot of changes since I was young and fit)!

There are loads of reservoirs around the town, and to be honest although I’ve walked by and around some I never gave the engineering a second thought. Well ok, I’d be somewhat troubled if a dam wall burst and flooded the town.

Speaking of mortality and history, this again reminded me that of the 3 schools I attended as a child, only one still exists. Of the pubs I drank in as a young adult none now exist as pubs (they’re funeral parlours, offices and a private residence). Of those I frequented until my forties, one stl. Of the company buildings I worked in my family first is now a supermarket, I still work in the second, the third company (also the first) mismanaged their way out of the third building, and I still work in the fourth’s which is the second’s…2

And when my generation’s gone will anyone be interested in any of this, or will have other things taken attention spans?

Speaking of limited attention spans, I wondered earlier if my family is within the range of the ‘bad guys’. We have first to define bad guys – which is not as easy as it appears. Let’s say for the sake of advancing this the bad guys have missiles with a 2500-mile range.

Looking for a straight line distance measuring thing I found the ‘distance.to’ site, but it does more than straight lines. Check it out at https://www.distance.to. It’s translated into 17 languages and uses OpenStreetMap data. Nice.3

Are we within range? It’s marginal. Ask me next month when the bad guys may not be so simply and clearly defined.

An overview map of one of the Shetland islands - with a pushpin locating the hamlet of Twatt.
An overview map of one of the Shetland islands – with a pushpin locating the hamlet of Twatt.

Not the rabbit hole I expected this weekend.

Anyway, both sites get Baz’s seal of approval. 🦭


  1. I’ve not linked to the Ordnance Survey’s main site, it’s not tailored for casual users so I don’t visit. I use their excellent app instead.
  2. Note to Baz: Edit this. Or not.
  3. distance.to is a part of Stefan Georg’s https://distance.tools site – a very comprehensive set of online distance measuring tools for all kinds of users.

Computer assistance rejected

Have you ever proposed a solution absolutely guaranteed to fix a computer user’s stress levels to someone who continually cannot remember where they saved stuff, why they cannot figure out the contents from the names of their documents?1

And had it rejected because they know where to save stuff and know from the documents names what’s inside?

Yeah.

I know some of it’s from the stress of the demands of the task they’re involved with, a need to complete the work, but why ask for help in the first place?

In this case my lifetime2 of experience, both calculated and gained from bitter experience, counts for nothing.

A 2017 photo of a work desk with old-fashioned phone, simple mouse, chocolate muffin, plastic cup, family photos, computer system unit, pieces of paper, and a folded towel embroidered with the words "DON'T PANIC".
A 2017 photo of a work desk with old-fashioned phone, simple mouse, chocolate muffin, plastic cup, family photos, computer system unit, pieces of paper, and a folded towel embroidered with the words “DON’T PANIC”.

Vent venty vent vent.


  1. Slightly-related link to ‘Computer assistance required’ – not my current stimulus. It’s from February 2 2014 and definitely not about the most challenging now ex-colleague I’ve ever had the pain of dealing with for 11 excruciating years: https://bt3.com/2014/02/02/computerassist/
  2. Since 1981 (when I started work) I’ve possibly owned more computers and set up and administered more systems than most.

Why I’m ambivalent about working from home

This post is a shamelessly opportunistic stream of consciousness follow up to Larry’s Why I Hate Working From Home and Jeremy’s Why I Like Working From Home. Larry’s is a response to his employer’s unwelcome shift from office to remote working across the board, and Jeremy’s more of a summary of a self-employed life. (I’ve never been able summarise, so this might be unfair; read their words first).

Like theirs, mine is a personal view. Unlike theirs I couldn’t have written this without standing on the shoulders of their giant-ness.

Erm… there’s aren’t any indications from my employer that it’s likely. Winter’s pretty much over here and there are no stay-at-home mandates, thank goodness.

Then

My experience of working from home (or working at home as I still think of it) is limited to a total of 6 months enforced by the first year of the Covid-19 pandemic. 6 years ago now. I was lucky enough to be loaned a laptop, so I could choose where I worked. Dining room table it was, spread out but stopping the proliferation of newly folded clothes we usually see.

A dining room table repurposed into a working desk. Laptop, mouse, headphones, reading glasses, phone stand, notebook, 4-colour pen, opened beer, telescope…
A dining room table repurposed into a working desk. Laptop, mouse, headphones, reading glasses, phone stand, notebook, 4-colour pen, opened beer, telescope…

What

I’m pretty tech-savvy so already had links to everything I needed – apart from paper records of course. And in fact I prepared the guides for the department to make their transitions easier. SharePoint, at least for me as a content creator and user, holds no scary corners now.

Teams, the Microsoft thing, was a godsend. I’ve heard other services are somehow better but I integrated SharePoint and Teams and built something useful we still rely on.

Free of casual interruptions, although my productivity didn’t exactly soar, I found my focus on even complex tasks was easily maintained. I hacked hours off jobs, created new methods that made things sustainable, and checked out all the major productivity/project planning methodologies/sites until I found one that clicked for me.

I found a comfortable niche.

Oops

My wife hated my constant presence. Hated the fact my posh headphones leaked the other side of conversations (and the music I used as a daily crutch – from bands I’d never previously have listened to). Hated my muttering when working through stuff. Hated the simple fact that she still had to travel into work.

My daughters were off school too, compounding the strife at home. I attempted to enforce a framework of study and rewards. Eventually the schools caught up and imposed some order to their education. I discovered I can’t teach, not as bad a thing as I’d thought when I began.

Now?

Not sure. I wouldn’t want to do any of it again, but if circumstances dictated I could. My girls are older, one’s at university and away most the week. The other in her final year of high school has a degree of independence I simply didn’t at her age.

We had the garage converted from a dumping ground into a room (with a heavy fireproof so sound-deadening door) and so I have choices.

We started a new contract with our broadband supplier, so speeds are easy multiples of what we had 6 years ago. 6 years ago I had to set up a supplementary router to work around a wireless bug in the ISP’s device. Again a validation of my expertise in areas unrelated to my work. (I use the term ‘expertise’ here, I think it means what it might not mean).

Bottom line

Anyway, if my employer decided to retain my services as I head towards retirement and thus obsolescence, I’d do it, sure.

What it’d do for our mental health, who knows.

When I started my working life, and even though I acquired my first home computer that year and bought into the ‘computers are our future’ ideal, no way could I have envisaged doing my job at home.

Would I want to?

Not in the same way, heck no.

And I would rather not prepare for the chance it might happen.

But maybe I don’t need to?

Saucy

Oops, we’re on the verge of running out of ketchup. Whatever will we do‽

Go to buy some more of this stuff, that’s what!

A cupboard full of sauces, condiments, cans and stuff to be cooked. Of particular interest are the sweet chilli and garlic sauce, chipotle sauce and Tabasco & sriracha sauce bottles.
A cupboard full of sauces, condiments, cans and stuff to be cooked. Of particular interest are the sweet chilli and garlic sauce, chipotle sauce and Tabasco & sriracha sauce bottles.

Pocket Calculator

I just acquired a Casio fx-102 (Reddit r/calculators link) calculator – a device rooted firmly in the days when the display illuminated without a backlight such that it could be read at night. So you can’t see the buttons, so what?!

Buttons.

A Casio fx-102 calculator resting on its slip case. The display reads 5318008 - something familiar to anyone who's ever turned a calculator upside-down.
A Casio fx-102 calculator resting on its slip case. The display reads 5318008 – something familiar to anyone who’s ever turned a calculator upside-down.

And it’s not exactly pocketable, it’s wi-iiide. And sadly it does not play a little melody when pressing down a special key. So much for me trying to fashion an easy link to the Kraftwerk song (from 1981).

Ok, it has a 12-digit green LED display and it’s quite frankly awesome. The input method is straightforward for most people (it’s not RPN). It’s old-school operand-operator-operand… and there’s no computer algebra system, no brackets, no built-in constants apart from pi (and e), no persistent history or memories…

Speaking of memories…

My dad bought our family’s first pocket calculator in the 1970s – also a Casio, also with a green LED. I bought Casio calculators until the late 1980s, at which time TI and HP…

…so anyway, this, the new-to-me fx-102, is from 1976.

It’s 50 this year.

Fifty!

Happy Birthday to you… 🎵

Degrees

My oldest daughter started a Sociology degree last year.

My wife started a Law and Ethics in Nursing degree last year.

My youngest daughter i well on with her GCSE courses and will take her final high school exams this year prior to going to 6th form college and then maybe University?

It wouldn’t surprise me if Mollie & Stella cats and Pumpkin dog undertake some kind of rigorously academic course shortly.

Mollie, a black and white domestic shorthair cat. She's relaxing on a bed and is of venerable age and so easy to defer to on most things.
Mollie, a black and white domestic shorthair cat. She’s relaxing on a bed and is of venerable age and so easy to defer to on most things.

Me, I wouldn’t be displeased if my Browns vs Fibonacci and linked posts become the pinnacle of my academic endeavours. (No degrees).

Unless… I convert it into something resembling a scientific paper. It could be a life’s work, what of it I’ve got left at least. Hmmm… maybe I could become even more famous!


My inspiration:

  1. Study Examines Schadenfreude in Football Fans (CSUSM article)
  2. Qualitative Inquiry on Schadenfreude by Sport Fans (The paper itself at ResearchGate, by Vassilis Dalakas, Joanna Phillips Melancon and Tarah Sreboth)

January 60th

Will this accursed month never end‽

A child's watch with an opened back exposing the inner mechanism. The primary colour is pink, the primary mode of operation is 'broken'.
A child’s watch with an opened back exposing the inner mechanism. The primary colour is pink, the primary mode of operation is ‘broken’.

Browns vs Fibonacci 2026

Last year I believed the 2025 NFL season would be poor for my Cleveland Browns – and I was right. I also believed that 2026 would bring another playoff appearance for my Cleveland Browns. Why? Fibonacci numbers don’t lie! Well, their interpretation might count…

Ok, I first wrote a longish, tortuous piece, with a correction added shortly after, and then a shorter but more fact-based followup. Probably not worth reading now.

A Fibonacci-like spiral, the bubbles after stirring a sachet of powdered tea into a small mug filled either cold water.
A Fibonacci-like spiral, the bubbles after stirring a sachet of powdered tea into a small mug filled either cold water.

This year I’m presenting a table and not much else to support my notion that Browns seasons go by even Fibonacci numbers – in other words, things go our way every 3 years.

Season W-L-T Fibonacci #, coach
2018 7-8-1 1 (HJ,GW)
2019 6-10-0 1 (FK)
2020 11-5-0 2 (KS)
2021 8-9-0 3 (KS)
2022 7-10-0 5 (KS)
2023 11-6-0 8 (KS)
2024 3-14-0 13 (KS)
2025 5-12 21 (KS)
2026 Super Bowl! 34 (TM)

Hey, it doesn’t take much effort to believe, does it now.

Close

Last June I bought an electric shaver to replace the Braun foil thing I never really liked because of its general ineptitude at shaving and trimming – a thing that replaced the Phillips OneBlade, a device that excelled at trimming but didn’t even tout itself as a close shaver – that thing in turn replacing the Gillette All In One trimmer/shaver (think vibrating blades and the closest of shaves).

/me takes a moment to breathe

It’s a “Philips Shaver Series 7000 – Wet & Dry Electric Shaver in Ice Blue with 1 x Integrated Pop-up Trimmer, Beard Trimmer, Travel Case, Quick Clean Pod and Charging Stand (Model S7882/54)”.

(Copied from the Amazon listing).

I’ve not figured out the charging stand but hey, it’s the least of things.

The shaver kit mentioned in the post. Lots of bits. And some cleaning stuff.
The shaver kit mentioned in the post. Lots of bits. And some cleaning stuff.

The 3 rotating heads rid me (a scruffy old man) of the most stubborn of long hairs with only a few passes, and shave close enough that I’m no longer worried about snagging lint or stray cats on my face.

(We have 2 cats, only one of whom was once a stray).

So, the shaver with the improbably long listing title gets Baz’s seal of approval. 🦭

Test 2026-01-17

Erm… my Python script is borked. Will posting this clear it?

Edit: no.

Edit2: the first failure I have a date for was December 20 2025. Not sure if I have the need or desire to debug.