User: "Hi chatbot ,whats the weather like today ?lol"

bazbt3chatbot: "Go outside, meet people, hug a tree; stop wasting your life on your phone!"

User: "Hi chatbot ,lolwut !!1! whats a tree whats a hug ?"

bazbt3chatbot: "!" (self-terminates)

Apparently, apps are a thing of the past; 'bots are our future. (A vaguely-related article.)

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