Last straw

Headline:

McDonald’s paper straws cannot be recycled

The BBC is currently reporting on a story ‘broken’ by The Sun, that McDonalds straws cannot be recycled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49234054

Buried deep within the article, the revelation that the materials are recyclable, but McDonalds statement reads:

“As a result of customer feedback, we have strengthened our paper straws, so while the materials are recyclable, their current thickness makes it difficult for them to be processed by our waste solution providers, who also help us recycle our paper cups,”

We’re in the ridiculous situation that McDonalds and the BBC are misleading the public. From the article:

“Last year, it axed plastic straws, even though they were recyclable, in all its UK branches as part of a green drive.”

Meh.

Ok, the paper straws are indeed recyclable but, it seems, only by everyone outside the McDonalds company. Officially. The bad thing here, how irresponsible is this reporting repeated across a wide range of clickbait headline news sources‽

People simply won’t recycle them because of this crap excuse for journalism.

I’m curious now; what cardboard thickness would you consider unsuitable to put in your recycling bin? Egg box? Washing machine soap powder box?

In charge

Dear:

  • Prime Minister,
  • Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs,
  • Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy,
  • Secretary of State for Transport.

What progress is being made in developing the United Kingdom’s electric vehicle charging station infrastructure, and are we on schedule to meet the Government’s current all-electric vehicle target?

Cheers,

Baz.

Raab

Someone told Dominic Raab that Russia is developing secret missiles that can strike European capitals including LONDON.[efn_note]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7315003/Russia-developing-powerful-secret-missile-strike-LONDON-says-Dominic-Raab.html?ito=rss-flipboard[/efn_note] Unprecedented, naah. Raab, he’s no Gavin Williamson.[efn_note]https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-defence-secretary-wants-put-13125030[/efn_note]

In past news, someone told Dominic Raab that Great Britain is surrounded by sea. Details, details.[efn_note]https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/08/dominic-raab-dover-calais-brexit-uk-france[/efn_note]


Milk bottle top

This morning I experienced a revelatory moment, a realisation a thing we will all take for granted was foreseen.

My boss is collecting green plastic milk bottle tops for a hospital charity drive, the caps from white plastic bottles of skimmed milk. You know, the ones that always leak in the fridge when stored on their side after opening.

The moment?

They all have words emblazoned around the top face:

STORE UPRIGHT AFTER OPENING

Ah.


Here’s an appropriate video.

Child poverty action

Action on UK child poverty? Don’t make me laugh.

There isn’t any focus on it in the UK; poor people are irrelevant to each iteration of the nasty party government since… I was going to say since 2010, but I’m old enough to know better.

In more recent times, we had nationwide SureStart Centres introduced before Bliar examiner his conscience and consequently took the world to the brink of war. Funding cuts and a lack of protection for future funding meant hundreds of centres had to close; they’re not in ‘nice’ areas so irrelevant, right?

Today’s article is worth reading:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-49131685

Now, assuming a period of 7 years’ EU funding, and it’s not exactly an eye-wateringly huge sum of money is it, but it could have made a huge difference to some of the intended recipients, if used responsibly.

But no, that’s not how the government managed things; they delayed to the point of forfeiting the rights to use the cash. £580,000 has already been returned.

The 2010 reference is quite apt, marking the span to the present day during which civil service pay has been frozen, an effective cut of 20%-25% as the official inflation numbers and other costs bit.

Bearing in mind we’ve not yet hit the end of the funding term and a team of just 3 paid £30,000 a year (low grade civil service pay is low and I haven’t a clue how many people worked on it) that’s £630,000. Honestly though, it’s likely to be fewer than that, surely we’re not that inept. Surely.

So 7 years of attempting to once (yes once!) use the funding on a project forbidden by the terms of the EU’s donation, with the pitiful excuse that the UK has no-one in government of sufficient calibre to formulate a plan to distribute aid to those who most need it because of those onerous EU terms… pitiful.

And what’s Al’s very first funding announcement after assuming office? Is it NHS (am I being too controversial there?) or homelessness or child poverty or to close the food banks (benignly!)?

No, no it’s not. We’re funding police recruitment.

Police numbers will rise by 20,000 over the next 3 years. Disregarding the ability of each force to recruit and receive funding to do so at rates compatible with the government’s vision, it’s actually more than the 22,000 jobs lost due to government funding cuts.

Honestly, I’m predicting most nasty party members and supporters, and not forgetting gammons will have assumed it’ll be bobbies on the streets combating knife crime and Islamic extremism, and in 3 years time will have forgotten about the early pronouncement, despite law and order being their highest priority after leaving the EU.

Why? Well, they’ve forgotten about poor people.

Yanis Varoufakis recently used a word I prayed I’d never hear in the UK. We’ve been brainwashed, undergone conditioning to just accept things are as they are. Sure it’s been insidious but, in the main, it’s worked. It’s nothing new of course but the assault has been ramped up in the last few years.

I’d be remiss in not mentioning 1984.

So, 1984.

Or is it Animal Farm?

It’s Animal Farm, but with real authoritarians.

Or is it a pretty grim future?

Pretty grim.

We need a diversion. Are at war with Iran yet?

Al (aw bollocks)

Not happy.

It’s been a poor week for me politically. First, my choice of LibDem candidate wasn’t elected by a wide margin, beaten by someone who cannot bring themselves to expose the nasty party for what they were in coalition, and remain: nasty. And now the nasty party’s floppy haired twat in search of a combover is elected Prime Minister by default, becoming potentially the most powerful person in the UK after Farage, Trump and Putin.

There’s a certain inevitability about the UK’s slide into the doldrums, isn’t there.


Previous words: https://blog.bt3.com/wp/2019/07/22/al-the-second-sequel/

Words before that: https://blog.bt3.com/wp/2019/07/21/al-the-first-sequel/

CBA posting more links.

Al (the first sequel)

Journalists are currently writing that Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson[efn_note]Al to his family, but that name didn’t stand out quite enough at university so he rebranded.[/efn_note] will not be allowed to continue with the irresponsible behaviour exhibited throughout all of his past, apparently the team assembled around him will not allow it. I’m totally unconvinced, the nasty party-led juggernaut is unstoppable now.

And, don’t ever forget come the mid-week inauguration, who’s assembling the team, who’s boss.

Whilst I misread the ‘Boris‘ situation back in 2016 (Foreign Secretary‽) I’m pretty confident I haven’t this time around.

Oh yes, if Al’s thinking of David Davis as a potential Foreign Secretary or Chancellor (!!!!) he’s having a laugh; in any other world he’d be described even by himself as the very definition of the ‘anti-details man’.


17 seconds

Ruby dog and I achieved a new world record today: 5 headers of the partially-deflated blue kids football won by my youngest daughter at last year’s school fair.

Yeah, of course I looked for YouTube videos but, tempted as I am to make one, I’d rather play!

The following video is something different; it seems people cannot simply say how great something is any more[efn_note]I read the comments!!!2!¡[/efn_note], they cannot resist the urge to tell the world how far to step into the video to find the interesting bit.

This is not Ruby dog: